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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13657

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun It’s cheaper than a...
Seneca

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Not to feel one’s misfortunes is not human, not to bear them in not...
Anonymous

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The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it...
Rose Dorothy Franken

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Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
Jonathan Swift

Quote #5083

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
May you live every day of your life.
Ziggy

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You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have...
Logan Pearsall Smith

Quote #4954

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To fear death, my friends, is only to think ourselves wise, without being wise...
Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill

Quote #11952

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From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which...
Elbert Hubbard

Quote #7084

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you suffer, thank God It is a sure sign that you are alive.
George Burns

Quote #7772

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I’m going to stay in show business until I’m the last one left.
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