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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13791

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached...
Scandinavian Proverb

Quote #16746

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is the great north wind that made the Vikings.
Matthew 1514 Bible

Quote #10823

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.
George Bernard Shaw

Quote #411

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
Marlin Finch Lupus

Quote #15290

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share our dreams and to share...
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote #541

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders...
Jerry Coleman

Quote #12054

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There is someone warming up in the Giants’ bullpen, but he’s obscured by his...
Steven Wright

Quote #19263

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
Herb Caen

Quote #11538

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
Rush Limbaugh

Quote #15181

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You know why there’s a Second Amendment In case the government fails to follow...
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