Erma Bombeck Quote #11029 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 It is fast approaching the point where I don’t want to elect anyone stupid...
Ingmar Bergman Quote #7638 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 I hope I never get so old I get religious.
Office Space Quote #1976 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Samir No, not again. I… why does it say paper jam when there is...
Stanley Walker Quote #21750 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Associate with well-mannered persons and your manners will improve. Run around with decent folk...
Rita Rudner Quote #17154 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It...
Bill Watterson Quote #18778 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to...
Jimmy Townsend Quote #18106 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Marriage teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, and a great many other things you...
Barbara J. Winter Quote #19188 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 When you come to the end of everything you know And are faced with...
George Burns Quote #7775 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my...