Quote #16653
God could not be everywhere, and therefore he created mothers.
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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
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Experience a comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
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Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help...
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When elephants fight, it is the grass who suffers.
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An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to...
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The essence of optimism is that it takes no account of the present, but...
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The meanest, most contemptible kind of praise is that which first speaks well of...
Quote #10746
I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
Quote #4509
Great minds are to make others great. Their superiority is to be used, not...