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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun...
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.
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Speak to me as to thy thinkings, As thou dost ruminate, and give thy...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you’re a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then...
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An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best...
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The only reason to have money is to tell any SOB in the world...
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I have an existential map. It has ‘You are here’ written all over it.
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A man is happy so long as he chooses to be happy and nothing...
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