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I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
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There’s a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
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Perhaps the best cure for the fear of death is to reflect that life...
Morris Adler

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The purpose of learning is growth, and our minds, unlike our bodies, can continue...
Alanis Morissette

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What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Voltaire

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Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is an absurd one.
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In mathematics you don’t understand things. You just get used to them.
Maduro Ash

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Threats don’t work with the person who’s got nothing to lose.
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