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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
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Anyone who uses the phrase ‘easy as taking candy from a baby’ has never...
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The Joker Wait’ll they get a load of ME
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Love thy neighbour as yourself, but choose your neighbourhood.
Albert von Szent-Gyorgyi

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Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought.
Richard Milhous Nixon

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While technically I did not commit a crime, an impeachable offense… these are legalisms,...
David Starr Jordan

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Wisdom is know what to do next virtue is doing it.
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If all the world’s a stage, then where is the audience sitting
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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer
Hellen Keller

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There is plenty of courage among us for the abstract, but not for the...
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