Quote #11309
A wise man keeps secrets in his heart a foolish man tells tales.
Quote #11769
Faith in tomorrow, instead of Christ, is Satan’s nurse for man’s perdition.
Quote #3108
We talk on principle, but we act on interest.
Quote #11788
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Quote #10768
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #2661
Old birds are hard to pluck.
Quote #12184
Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.
Quote #8228
We seek a constitutional amendment to permit voluntary school prayer. God should never have...
Quote #4918
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot...
Quote #13864
Sometimes I wonder if I’m patriotic enough. Yes, I want to kill people, but...