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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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Tax reform means, ‘Don’t tax you, don’t tax me. Tax that fellow behind the...
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Meetings are indispensable when you don’t want to do anything.
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I hear and I forget, I see and I remember, I do and I...
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I met a fool i’ the forest, A motley fool.
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I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a...
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The weather-cock on the church spire, though made of iron, would soon be broken...
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The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky
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If you are still being hurt by an event that happened to you at...
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Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.