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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...
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There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
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The religious community is essential, for alone our vision is too narrow to see...
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Samuel Johnson

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There is no observation more frequently made by such as employ themselves in surveying...
Fran Lebowitz

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Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.
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The politician is an acrobat he keeps his balance by doing the opposite of...
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He who laughs, lasts
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That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the...
Sarah Jackson

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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he...
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