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I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
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An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less, until...
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I thank God for my handicaps, for through them, I have found myself, my...
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From the end spring new beginnings.
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If you love life, don’t waste time, for time is what life is made...