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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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You can’t tell me that cowboys, when they’re branding cattle, don’t sort of ‘accidentally’...
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Pessimists are in a winwin situation, whatever happens they are either always right or...
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No one flower can ever symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet.
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Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches...
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O human race born to fly upward, wherefore at a little wind dost thou...
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The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn’t so...
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If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out...
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Know most of the rooms of thy native country before thou goest over the...
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The African is my brother-but he is my younger brother by several centuries.
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