Quote #5652
When asked about his favorite song, I think ‘Hail to the Chief’ has a...
Quote #10407
It seems to me that those songs that have been any good, I have...
Quote #1530
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...
Quote #13814
If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
Quote #12943
Over the years your bodies become walking autobiographies, telling friends and strangers alike of...
Quote #11024
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Quote #7058
Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.
Quote #463
We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume...
Quote #11609
Humanity does not ask us to be happy. It merely asks us to be...
Quote #16326
It is not only the psychology of the people that makes them so exacting-their...