Quote #18015
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
Quote #12350
The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.
Quote #1239
The wheel of fortune turns round incessantly, and who can say to himself, I...
Quote #13162
It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about...
Quote #11224
The man who is not a socialist at twenty has no heart, but if...
Quote #21781
Words are a heavy thing…they weigh you down. If birds talked, they couldn’t fly.
Quote #20788
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Quote #10219
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
Quote #12639
History buffs probably noted the reunion at a Washington party a few weeks ago...
Quote #4949
A slight touch of friendly malice and amusement towards those we love keeps our...