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The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says ‘It’s...
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Bob We find it’s always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have...
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Oh, you weak, beautiful people who give up with such grace. What you need...
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Fish, to taste good, must swim three times in water, in butter, and in...
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People who say you’re just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.
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Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years.
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If I had the time to sit down and write a thank-you note to...
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The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it...
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We can now prove that large numbers of Americans are dying from sitting on...
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Misfortunes leave wounds which bleed drop by drop even in sleep thus little by...