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Many years ago, I concluded that a few hair shirts were part of the...
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There is one certain means by which I can be sure never to see...
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You have a wonderful child. Then, when he’s 13, gremlins carry him away and...
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I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
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I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
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It has, moreover, been proven that horror, nastiness, and the frightful are what give...
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Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
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Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he’s well dressed....
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Religions are many and diverse, but reason and goodness are one.
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A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets...