Quote #1402
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Quote #3239
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
Quote #20771
The only place you will be accepted is the place you make for yourself.
Quote #936
The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavor to be what you...
Quote #13878
I think my favorite monster movie is ‘Gone With the Wind’, because it has...
Quote #13856
You can kidnap me and force me to be your watchdog if you want...
Quote #5958
The world is moved not only by the mighty shoves of the heroes, but...
Quote #13234
I am in earnest–I will not equivocate–I will not excuse–I will not retreat a...
Quote #16708
Trumpet in a herd of elephants crow in the company of cocks bleat in...
Quote #7800
Satire is focused bitterness.