Quote #14745
It’s better to be boldly decisive and risk being wrong than to agonize at...
Quote #8439
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Quote #11946
The price of greatness is responsibility.
Quote #16169
Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.
Quote #15949
An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best...
Quote #13901
If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
Quote #11126
It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be...
Quote #668
I used to always think that I’d look back on us crying and laugh,...
Quote #14697
I keep my eyes clear and I hit ‘em where they ain’t.
Quote #5685
If a man’s wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.