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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
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The difference between greatness and mediocrity is often how an individual views a mistake…
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Our brightest blazes of gladness are commonly kindled by unexpected sparks.
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Broadly speaking, the short words are the best, and the old words best of...
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Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
Calvin Coolidge

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Never go out to meet trouble. If you will just sit still, nine cases...
Kahlil Gibran

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No lower can a man descend than to interpret his dreams into gold and...
George Gordon Byron

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Wives in their husbands’ absences grow subtler, And daughters sometimes run off with the...
A. W. Tozer

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Plain horse sense ought to tell us that anything that makes no change in...
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