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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13687

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front...
Faith Whittlesey

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Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and...
Robert Half

Quote #13598

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What happens when the future has come and gone
Barbara Hall

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But penance need not be paid in suffering…It can be paid in forward motion....
Jesse Jackson

Quote #7767

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Never look down on anybody unless you helping him up.
Joel Rosenberg

Quote #17077

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I find that we all get more legendary as time goes by. ‘Legend’ means,...
Henri Matisse

Quote #7288

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Derive happiness in oneself from a good day’s work, from illuminating the fog that...
Suzanne Heller

Quote #14100

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Misery is when you make your bed and then your mother tells you it’s...
Robert Benchley

Quote #1405

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are...
Holbrook Jackson

Quote #5032

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
No man is ever old enough to know better.
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