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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
Jerry Coleman

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He can be lethal death.
Alphonse Karr

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If we are to abolish the death penalty, I should like to see the...
Martin Fraquhar Tupper

Quote #18163

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
Mark Twain

Quote #1580

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Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Colette

Quote #19910

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We only do well the things we like doing.
Henry David Thoreau

Quote #4760

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The universe seems bankrupt as soon as we begin to discuss the characters of...
Groucho Marx

Quote #20811

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From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I...
Arnot L. Sheppard, Jr.

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Isn’t it surprising how many things, if not said immediately, seem not worth saying...
Anon.

Quote #3248

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Who’s General Failure and why’s he reading my disk
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