Quote #10011
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #7713
Explanation separates us from astonishment, which is the only gateway to the incomprehensible.
Quote #4242
Wealth may be an ancient thing, for it means power, it means leisure, it...
Quote #14371
The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass all the time.
Quote #14348
Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you’ve got it, you’ve lost...
Quote #16254
When I’m inspired, I get excited because I can’t wait to see what I’ll...
Quote #11025
In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
Quote #14568
It seems to be a law of nature, inflexible and inexorable, That those who...
Quote #2425
I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their...
Quote #20602
If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.