Quote #11024
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Quote #12981
A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any...
Quote #1494
You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
Quote #12186
They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they...
Quote #11780
Be wiser than other people if you can but do not tell them so.
Quote #3450
Politics is applesauce.
Quote #13847
Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a...
Quote #11734
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Quote #3539
As death, when we come to consider it closely, is the true goal of...
Quote #15151
A person who doesn’t lose his wits over certain things has no wits to...