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An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
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America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it...
Quote #21021
Practice yourself what you preach.
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America believes in education the average professor earns more money in a year than...
Quote #1404
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
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There are three classes into which all the women past seventy that ever I...
Quote #2060
If you command wisely, you’ll be obeyed cheerfully.
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If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an...
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I hold it, that a little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing,...
Quote #4873
A court is a place where what was confused before becomes more unsettled than...