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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13925

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you’re going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other...
Gustave Flaubert

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Our ignorance of history makes us libel to our own times. People have always...
Fred Allen

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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
William Shakespeare

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I wish you well and so I take my leave, I Pray you know...
Sallust

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The renown which riches or beauty confer is fleeting and frail mental excellence is...
Alfred Adler

Quote #9878

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If you don’t know where you’re going, you’ll end up somewhere else.
Samuel Adams

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That the said Constitution shall never be construed to authorize Congress to infringe the...
Margaret Hilda Thatcher

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Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end. It’s not...
Edith Sitwell

Quote #17537

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence.
Tiger Woods

Quote #4287

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I am the toughest golfer mentally.
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