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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you ever reach total enlightenment while you’re drinking a beer, I bet it...
Danish proverb

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If you would live healthy, be old early.
Pete Seeger

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Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if...
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
Erich Fromm

Quote #5036

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In love the paradox occurs that two beings become one and yet remain two.
Benjamin Disraeli

Quote #3008

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The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps.
Oprah Winfrey

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Be more splendid, more extraordinary. Use every moment to fill yourself up.
David Wells

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God’s people have no assurances that the dark experiences of life will be held...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13720

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Groucho Marx

Quote #20813

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
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