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If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe...
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Time has been transformed, and we have changed it has advanced and set us...
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The weak in courage is strong in cunning.
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Things that are not at all, are never lost.
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You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what...
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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose...
George Burns

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Age to me means nothing. I can’t get old I’m working. I was old...
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