Quote #20781
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
Quote #20055
My mind to me a kingdom is, Such present joys therein I find, That...
Quote #1404
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
Quote #14314
Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better.
Quote #11332
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
Quote #5673
I look forward to an America which will not be afraid of grace and...
Quote #9000
A long and wicked life followed by five minutes of perfect grace gets you...
Quote #18395
Never frown, even when you’re sad, because you never know when someone is falling...
Quote #9001
There ain’t no such thing as a free lunch.
Quote #13646
If I ever do a book on the Amazon, I hope I am able...