Quote #9223
The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
Quote #20810
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
Quote #20978
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Quote #16241
We must learn our limits. We are all something, but none of us are...
Quote #21646
I hate women because they always know where things are.
Quote #12172
He has no hope who never had a fear.
Quote #19911
I love my past. I love my present. I’m not ashamed of what I’ve...
Quote #10813
And let us not be weary in well doing for in due season we...
Quote #13769
I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe...
Quote #19339
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.