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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then...
Albert Einstein

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I don’t know what kind of weapons will be used in the third world...
Leo Tolstoy

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And all people live, Not by reason of any care they have for themselves,...
Leonardo DaVinci

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Iron rusts from disuse water loses its purity from stagnation and in cold weather...
Christine Lavin

Quote #2680

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There’s a very fine line between a groove and a rut a fine line...
Denis Watley

Quote #18687

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Expect the best, plan for the worst, and prepare to be surprised.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Like jewels in a crown, the precious stones glittered in the queen’s round metal...
Erma Bombeck

Quote #11024

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When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Benjamin Franklin

Quote #3924

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Fish and visitors smell in three days.
Baslo

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Half of the world’s misery comes from ignorance. The other half comes from intelligence.
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