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The right of bearing arms for a lawful purpose is not a right granted...
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Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
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The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
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You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have...
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Somehow he Tim gets thoughtful sitting by himself so much, and thinks the strangest...
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When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam I looked into...
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Houses are built to live in, not to look on therefore, let use be...
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If I come back as a horsefly, I think my favorite thing would be...
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The thing about performance, even if it’s only an illusion, is that it is...
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Sandy Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course...