Quote #7737
Never measure the height of a mountain until you have reached the top. Then...
Quote #15730
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Quote #12194
You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in...
Quote #3776
Danny Noonan I haven’t even told my father I’m not gonna get that scholarship....
Quote #13840
If you’re a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then...
Quote #13703
Too bad there’s not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you’d probably...
Quote #5401
The gaudy, blabbing, and remorseful day Is crept into the bosom of the sea.
Quote #7840
Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.
Quote #13852
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Quote #17421
The tendency of an event to occur varies inversely with one’s preparation for it.