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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13697

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I remember one day I was at Grandpa’s farm and I asked him about...
Benjamin Disraeli

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A conservative government is an organized hypocrisy.
Daniel J. Boorstin

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Freedom means the opportunity to be what we never thought we would be.
Austin O'Malley

Quote #16160

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Those that think it permissible to tell white lies soon grow color blind.
Dave Barry

Quote #4921

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody...
Euripides

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A coward turns away, but a brave man’s choice is danger.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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Those whom fortune has never favoured are more joyful than those whom she has...
Martha Graham

Quote #20393

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The body is shaped, disciplined, honored, and in time, trusted.
R. E. Phillips

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is all right if you talk to yourself. It is all right if...
Rodney Dangerfield

Quote #12308

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous...
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