Quote #9235
The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible.
Quote #10005
If the grass is greener in the other fellow’s yard – let him worry...
Quote #14254
Hell is paved with good Samaritans.
Quote #7925
If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he...
Quote #17316
Everyone should carefully observe which way his heart draws him, and then choose that...
Quote #16592
Gossip needs no carriage.
Quote #9737
If you see a snake, just kill it. Don’t appoint a committee on snakes.
Quote #13584
I probably carry more scar tissue on my derrire than any other candidate-that’s political...
Quote #13746
If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
Quote #18638
If there were no God, it would be necessary to invent him.