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You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give...
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Graham See what you have to ask yourself is what kind of person are...
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Rusty Shane, you’ve got three pairs. You can’t have six cards You can’t have...
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I am part of the sea and stars And the winds of the South...
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Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides.
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Adversity is the trial of principle. Without it a man hardly knows whether he...
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Billy Hey I’m trying to score points with the teacher today. DON’T SCREW IT...
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Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins...
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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
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Every man has his follies — and often they are the most interesting thing...