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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a...
Menander

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I call a fig a fig, a spade a spade.
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As they use to say, spick and span new.
Christina Petrowsky

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Autumn is the bite of the harvest apple.
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Change is the end result of all true learning. Change involves three things First,...
Thomas Alva Edison

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Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
Gilbert Keith Chesterton

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Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction for fiction is the creation of the...
Dave Barry

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Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot...
Mike Gill

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Money, the root of all evil…but the cure for all sadness.
Lyle Myhur

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When they took the 4th Amendment, I was quiet because I didn’t deal drugs....
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