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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
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If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don’t teach...
Aristotle

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Man perfected by society is the best of all animals he is the most...
Philander Johnson

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Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Benjamin Disraeli

Quote #2964

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Assassination has never changed the history of the world.
Joel Finack

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In this dispensation, God has clearly included the burial and resurrection of Christ along...
Thomas Fuller

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Health is not valued till sickness comes.
William Shakespeare

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Their understanding Begins to swell and the approaching tide Will shortly fill the reasonable...
Publilius Syrus

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Treat your friend as if he might become an enemy.
Jimmy Stewart

Quote #21374

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I’ve wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I’m happy to state I...
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