Quote #13770
If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him...
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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #3392
The habit of common and continuous speech is a symptom of mental deficiency.
Quote #8603
Malice drinks one half of its own poison.
Quote #3976
I would sooner fail than not be among the greatest.
Quote #10426
A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad...
Quote #17682
We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
Quote #5459
This bud of love, by summer’s ripening breath, May prove a beauteous flower when...
Quote #2665
Quotes are nothing but inspiration for the uninspired.
Quote #21291
His priority did not seem to be to teach them what he knew, but...