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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13815

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.
Anatole France

Quote #6202

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
One must never lose time in vainly regretting the past or in complaining against...
Robert Benchley

Quote #1402

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Nicolas Boileau

Quote #11003

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure
Sir Winston Churchill

Quote #5807

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I have always felt that a politician is to be judged by the animosities...
Isak Dinesen

Quote #12602

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Love won’t be tampered with, love won’t go away. Push it to one side...
Unknown

Quote #18430

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Antonym, n. The opposite of the word you’re trying to think of.
Golda Meir

Quote #3144

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To be successful, a woman has to be much better at her job than...
Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire

Quote #18625

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
Amy Vanderbilt

Quote #18541

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Do not speak of repulsive matters at table.
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