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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line....
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Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you...
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Consumers are statistics. Customers are people.
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That is true wisdom, to know how to alter one’s mind when occasion demands...
Quote #12045
It’s a basehit on the error by Roberts.
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I think there probably should be a rule that if you’re talking about how...
Quote #15998
My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.
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In the matter of religion, people eagerly fasten their eyes on the difference between...
Quote #5092
Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent.
Quote #15134
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.