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Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying...
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Perfect as the wing of a bird may be, it will never enable the...
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Sometimes in politics one must duel with skunks, but no one should be fool...
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Fish, to taste good, must swim three times in water, in butter, and in...
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I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king,...
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In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
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No man or woman of the humblest sort can really be strong, gentle and...
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Epigrams succeed where epics fail.
Quote #12843
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Quote #15510
Learn to say no to the good so you can say yes to the...