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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Louis D. Brandeis

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Behind every argument is someone’s ignorance.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large...
Italian Proverb

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If you scatter thorns, don’t go barefoot.
Anna Lappe

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Hope doesn’t come from calculating whether the good news is winning out over the...
Hiram Powers

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Educate the heart — educate the heart. Let us have good men.
A. A. Hodge

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It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the...
Howard Dietz

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I don’t like composers who think. It gets in the way of their plagiarism.
George Levinger

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What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you...
Fred Allen

Quote #10016

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Television is a new medium. It’s called a medium because nothing is well-done.
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