Quote #8920
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.
Quote #15731
Life’s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
Quote #14226
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
Quote #16266
To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one’s responsibility...
Quote #7395
The eyes are the window of the soul.
Quote #21049
Perpetual optimism is a force multiplier.
Quote #3765
There is no calamity greater than lavish desires. There is no greater guilt than...
Quote #4474
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
Quote #19817
Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the...
Quote #13630
I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle...