Quote #7440
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage...
Quote #742
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed.
Quote #14037
Funny-peculiar or funny-ha-ha
Quote #7754
The only kind of dignity which is genuine is that which is not diminished...
Quote #13816
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe...
Quote #12458
There is a kind of pleasure which comes from sacrilege or the profanation of...
Quote #19402
They say that blood is thicker than water. Maybe that’s why we battle our...
Quote #8446
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Quote #6421
I need no warrant for being, and no word of sanction upon my being....
Quote #3557
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off...