Quote #4915
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
Quote #7713
Explanation separates us from astonishment, which is the only gateway to the incomprehensible.
Quote #11898
Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that’s no reason not to...
Quote #14723
Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be,...
Quote #15815
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Quote #10004
The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover’s Lane holding his...
Quote #2131
If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over.
Quote #19887
It’s hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
Quote #8807
Take rest a field that has rested gives a bountiful crop.
Quote #9376
How I wish that somewhere there existed an island for those who are wise...