Quote #21472
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Quote #17085
If you can’t be funny, be interesting.
Quote #1088
It made our hair stand up in panic fear.
Quote #2884
It is well to give when asked but it is better to give unasked,...
Quote #13917
You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
Quote #20044
Acquire inner peace and a multitude will find their salvation near you.
Quote #17168
We were eyeball-to-eyeball and the other fellow just blinked.
Quote #6748
Every man is guilty of all the good he didn’t do.
Quote #10145
Justice is a certain rectitude of mind whereby a man does what he ought...
Quote #9346
Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death.