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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13749

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Robert Benchley

Quote #1395

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Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work he is...
Robert Frost

Quote #7855

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Always fall in with what you’re asked to accept. Take what is given, and...
Stanley Baldwin

Quote #10456

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A platitude is simply a truth repeated until people get tired of hearing it.
George Dennison Prentice

Quote #16495

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Some people seem as if they can never have been children, and others seem...
John Donne

Quote #3021

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Death be not proud, though some have called thee Mighty and dreadfull, for thou...
Gaius Julius Caesar

Quote #11546

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He has not learned the lesson of life who does not every day surmount...
Henry Adams

Quote #9823

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What one knows is, in youth, of little moment they know enough who know...
Miguel de Cervantes

Quote #9642

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Never look for birds of this year in the nests of the last.
Clive Staples Lewis

Quote #5944

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The...
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