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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13726

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There should be a detective show called ‘Johnny Monkey,’ because every week you could...
Lewis Carroll

Quote #11633

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Alice laughed. ‘There’s no use trying,’ she said. ‘One can’t believe impossible things.’ ‘I...
Robin Green

Quote #20434

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I have seen men fly bombers with their faces half- blown away. You’re going...
Matthew 821-22

Quote #954

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
And another of his disciples said unto him, Lord, suffer me first to go...
Jewish Proverb

Quote #16655

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He who puts up with insult invites injury.
Sir John Vanbrugh

Quote #18525

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Virtue is its own reward. There’s a pleasure in doing good which sufficiently pays...
George Bernard Shaw

Quote #434

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It’s all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and...
Eric Pio

Quote #16401

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you don’t make your dreams a reality, reality will take away your dreams.
Swedish Proverb

Quote #6501

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected.
Groucho Marx

Quote #20823

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything,...
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