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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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When you’re going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other...
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Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Like jewels in a crown, the precious stones glittered in the queen’s round metal...
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The web eliminates all hiding places.
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I think we have more machinery of government than is necessary, too many parasites...
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Gallia est omnis divisa in partres tres. (All Gaul is divided into three parts)
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Sin is not hurtful because it is forbidden, but it is forbidden because it’s...
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If you ain’t never pick up the sword, you ain’t never have to worry...
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Who has not hopedTo outrage an enemy’s dignityWho has not been sweptBy the wish...
Charlotte Bronte

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I try to avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward.
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