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Quote #13877

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
George Burns

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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Kahlil Gibran

Quote #2858

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As one’s gifts increase, his friends decrease.
Henry Miller

Quote #6185

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How different the new order would be if we could consult the veteran instead...
William Feather

Quote #6870

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
Joseph Addison

Quote #4189

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The most violent appetites in all creatures are lust and hunger the first is...
Benjamin Franklin

Quote #3853

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting.
Charles Eddie Wiseman

Quote #19200

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We’re going to raise a lost generation of children unless they are properly disciplined...
Oscar Wilde

Quote #5188

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid...
Sydney Harris

Quote #7874

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The three hardest tasks in the world are neither physical feats nor intellectual achievements,...
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